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. Retired Anon The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off Abe Lemons Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did Robert Benchley. Living each day as if it were your last doesnt mean your last day of retirement on a remote island. It gets to you when every day is Saturday.

Funny Retirement Quotes The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off Abe Lemons I found out retirement means playing golf or I dont know what the hell it means. Retirement is like one big sick day without the sick pay. Funny Retirement Messages Happy retirement to my uncle whose whole professional life is no less than exotic holidays.

Think about retirement as being two six-month holidays per year. George Bernard Shaw. Share this quote on Facebook Send via Mail I wish I can also retire right now so that I dont need to call anyone boss.

Retirement has cured many a businessmans ulcers and given his wife one. Retirement is the start of something great. Retirement is just a never-ending vacation.

When you learn to tap this source you will truly have defeated age. A retired husband is often a wifes full-time job. My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic.

Funny Retirement Quotes A retired husband is often a wifes full-time job. Funny retirement quotes The moneys no better in retirement but the hours are Unknown What do you call someone whos happy on Mondays. But to me retirement means doing what you have fun doing Dick Van Dyke Working people have a lot of bad habits but the worst of those is work.

Retirement is not for wimps. You dont stop laughing when you grow old you grow old when you stop laughing. Try not to laugh while reading it.

Im not just retiring from the company Im also retiring from my stress my commute my alarm clock and my iron. You have enjoyed earlier you will enjoy more your retirement days. The question isnt at what age I want to retire its at what income.

Im not retired golfing is a full-time job. Good morning to your day of freedom the day you are finally free of routines offices and timesheets. Theres a retired person in the premises with not a lot to do and plenty of stories to tell.

Congrats on your retirement. Funny Retirement Quotes 1. Retirement is when you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you.

The best part about retirement is that you dont have to worry about getting caught for doing nothing. Retirement is like coming home one day and telling your wife honey Im home for good. When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.

We always think that weddings are the start of our adult lives but I think that retirement is the start. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to. Retirement is a lot like a government of our country you will get a lot of money to spend for doing nothing.

You get old faster when you think about retirement. In retirement every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day. Happy retirement In retirement every day is Boss Day and every day is Employee Appreciation Day Terri Guillemets When you retire you switch bosses from the one who hired you to the one who married you Gene Perret Theres never enough time to do all the nothing you want Bill Watterson Calvin and Hobbes.

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